有哪些简短幽默的英文句子关于彩礼的语录？

发布时间：2024-12-20 00:37

文案句子 2024-11-211

1. "Why do they call it a dowry? Because 'bribe for love' was too obvious!"

2. "I thought love was priceless, but apparently, it comes with a price tag!"

3. "If love is a battlefield, then the dowry is the secret weapon!"

4. "They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a wedding!"

5. "My dowry is my sense of humor; it's worth a million laughs!"

6. "Why pay for a wedding when you can just elope and save the dowry?"

7. "Love is blind, but the dowry sure has a price tag!"

8. "I wanted a fairy tale wedding, but my dowry turned it into a comedy!"

9. "They say love is a gamble; I just didn't expect to ante up a dowry!"

10. "If I had a dollar for every dowry joke, I could pay my own!"

11. "Dowry: the only thing that can make a wedding feel like a business deal!"

12. "I thought I was marrying for love, but it turns out I was buying a dowry!"

13. "Why do they call it a dowry? Because 'love tax' was already taken!"

14. "My dowry is like my Wi-Fi: I just want it to be strong and reliable!"

15. "Love is sweet, but the dowry is the bitter aftertaste!"

16. "They say money talks, but my dowry just whispers!"

17. "If love is a journey, then the dowry is the toll booth!"

18. "I wanted a simple wedding, but my dowry turned it into a blockbuster!"

19. "Why do I need a dowry? Can't love just pay the bills?"

20. "In the game of love, the dowry is just an expensive cheat code!"

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